Last night

"Mom, I love you every day -- I'll love you forever. You are the best mom ever! I love you so much. I love to give you kisses? Can I rub your neck? Do you feel better?

Dad, you are going to live in Asia, where there are a lot of storms. You will live there when you are a grandpa. You can't live with us.

Mom, I want to live with you when I'm grown up, but Dad won't be here. Only girls -- we'll put up a sign on the house that says, 'girls only.' (Whispered) Right, mom?!"

(Laughter)

Guess I'm ranking high this week!

Conversation: health

L - "Tomorrow, you are going to take a break from coffee."

M- "Really?! No way."

L- "No, not you. Dad. Dad drinks way too much coffee."

M- [Laughs]

L- "He needs to eat more healthy things."

M- "Is that so?"

L- "Yes! He needs to eat more apples."

M- "Why does he need to eat more healthfully?"

L- "Because he needs to eat more healthy things. That's all!"