"Mom, I love you every day -- I'll love you forever. You are the best mom ever! I love you so much. I love to give you kisses? Can I rub your neck? Do you feel better?
Dad, you are going to live in Asia, where there are a lot of storms. You will live there when you are a grandpa. You can't live with us.
Mom, I want to live with you when I'm grown up, but Dad won't be here. Only girls -- we'll put up a sign on the house that says, 'girls only.' (Whispered) Right, mom?!"
Guess I'm ranking high this week!